Gus Johnson

You sir are the best.

http://www.gusjohnsongetsbuckets.com/

Hey Obama

Get off my tv screen! Leave our tournament alone!

Top Ten Ugliest Dook Players of All-Time

Bracket Central takes at look back through the ages to find out just who is the ugliest dook player of all-time. 

Honorable Mention, J.J. Redick, 2002-2006

#1 on the Top Ten Douchebag list, J.J.'s severe case of back acne lands him here.  Always lurking under those t-shirts he was forced to wear, the backne was almost as horrific as his poetry.

10. Shane Battier, 1997-2001

No so much ugly as weird-looking, those strange creases running across his skull are disgusting.

Who's my Daddy? Not this ugly fucker.

9A. Miles Plumlee, 2009-

No shit, his father's name is Perky.  Miles backed out of going to Stanford to join his younger brother who had already committed to dook.  Which brings us to...

9B. Mason Plumlee, 2010-

His jersey says it all.  Cut off from the picture, it reads "I'm ugly!"

8. Mike Dunleavy Jr, 1999-2002

Sr. isn't quite as bad a coach as Jr. is ugly, but it gives him something to shoot for.

7. Ryan Kelly, 2010-

No fear gentle readers, dook will have years of ugliness to come as Ryan is only a freshman.

6. Cherokee Parks, 1991-1995

What a dumpy, creepy guy.  No wonder dook's recruiting fell off during his tenure.

5. Nick Horvath, 2000-2004

Nick now plays professionally in New Zealand, which is convenient for his role of Gollum in the upcoming movie "The Hobbit".

4. Kyle Singler, 2007-2011

A painfully ugly dude.  And why is his hair always soaking wet? Coach K had to go all the way to Oregon to find this ugly duckling.  Will he grow into a beautiful swan? 

3. Jon Scheyer, 2006-2010

Not even Jon's mother's tremendous rack could keep him off this list.  His facial contortions are the stuff of legend.

2. Bobby Hurley, 1989-1993

Everyone's favorite Bobby Hurley moment is when he ran off the court with the runs multiple times during the 1990 Final Four.  But he was damn ugly too, ugliest ever for a lon time, until...

1. Shelden Williams, 2002-2006

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is no laughing matter, but Shelden Williams is hands down the ugliest player to wear the Blue Devil blue.  From the early allegations of gang rape, to his awesome pornstache to his amazing likeness to Simpsons Ken Griffey Jr, there is nothing pretty here.  The Landlord reigns supreme.

The Endorsements

Bracket Central endorses the following:

1) Friday afternoon basketball
2) The Weather.  Hats off to Mother Nature.
3) Subway's $5 Footlong of the Month: The Meatball and Pepperoni.  Very nice.
4) Endorsements.
5) The Reverend Al Green.
6) The recent Anti-Earthquake Movement.
7) Patrick's engagement.  Congrats!

Day 2 Begins

An incredible afternoon gave way to an equally atrocious evening yesterday. 

It's all about Carolina and dook today though, Bracket Central will be pulling hard for the Pirates of Hampton againast the Butt Pirates of dook.

Upon further thought

explanation deemed absolutely necessary

and 1!

Looking Ahead

Hopefully Michigan State will show up to the aircraft carrier game with this awful team.

UCLA Cheerleaders

no explanation necessary

just an idea

Who's coming with me?

Early Bracket Analysis

Keene Terry has already lost a semi-finalist.  Vanderbilt might have been the worst pick ever.  Please god let that man have already mailed a check.

The Fighting Jimmers...

look alive after a slow start.  must be distracting to worry about getting tickets for all 10 of your wives and kids.

James Taft Fredette. For all you out there wondering.  Utah Walmart can't get enough.

Plus, his brother is an AMAZING white rapper.

Challenge!

Bracket Central challenges anyone to look at UCSB's mascot and not immediately pull for the Gauchos.

What's that, you're pulling for the Gators? You're a fucking LIAR.

Choo Choo!

Morehead State and Richmond just ran a train on your bracket.

WTF tv? No games on right now! Bracket Central is angry.

The annoying Napa musical commercial.

Jeff Lloyd in 15 years.  You see it.

Quick note,

Weissman is already in last place.

Is it just Bracket Central,

or is kissing the Blarney Stone nasty as hell.  Somewhere in between kissing the bricks at Indy and kissing the Masters trophy the year after Tiger Woods. 

3 games in the can,

and 2 are classics.  Watch your ass Kentucky, you are next.

HOLY FUCK!

Brackets are ruined by Morehead State.  Clutch 3 pointer with 4 seconds left to go up 1, then block the Louisville game winner.  Insanity.  That's tiger blood son!

Oh the mighty Big East. Not a single bracket picked that one.  No perfect brackets this year.

What would be worse?

Losing to 13 seed Morehead State,

or,

Having your wife found out through a blackmail scheme that you fucked a woman in a restaurant and paid for her to have an abortion?

We may never know.

Now that was a good game!

Butler, you are some lucky mofos.

Congratulations Clemson!

4 straight first round NCAA losses.  (That bullshit against UAB Tuesday doesn't count)

22 brackets had Clemson winning. 

West Virginia has a player named...

Dalton Pepper.  Seriously??

Dal-Dal-Dal Dalton Pepper's here, and he's in effect! (So won't you push it good?)

I miss Pittsnogle a little less.

In Memoriam

Nate Dogg.

CBS Live Look-Ins every 5 minutes.

Kermit the Frog's bracket.

TV Central.


A bittersweet day indeed!

2011 All Patchouli Team



Kenneth Faried, Morehead State


Hobbies: Gettin' my stank on, hatin' on soap

Gary McGhee, Pittsburgh

Nickname: Dreadlockness Monster

All brackets are in

Bracket Central would like to thank Suzy for joining the group and then not making any picks.

Champion pick breakdown: Total 64

Kansas - 20
The Ohio State - 17
dook - 13
North Carolina - 5
Pittsburgh - 5
Notre Dame - 3
Connecticut - 1

INAPPROPRIATE!!

Updated throughout the day.

"Pentrated"
"Probing"
"He let one rip"
T-shirt: I (heart) More head
"Hummer! Terrific job!"

Go Clemson!

In classic Clemson form, Clemson has blown a 9 point lead to go into halftime.

Whether it's a single game or a whole season, you can count on Clemson to choke it away like Snooki with a giant pickle.

Could the bottom 10 teams in the ACC be any more embarrassing and terrible? Yes, South Carolina could rejoin the conference.

What do you call a team of CIA operatives that defy something or other?

Chaos.  You'll be hearing this until your ears bleed.

ODU-Butler

ESPNradio called this the "mid-major championship game".  Bracket Central calls that "gay".

Redneck it up!

Today's first match-up is the battle of the redneck fanbases.  Does anyone else pine for the days of Kevin Pittsnogle?

Was Brad Brownell the coach of UNC-Wilmington when Drew Nicholas hit that shot at the buzzer for Maryland?

Bracket Central asks the tough questions.

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gonna see me?

I'm the Osiris of this shit. Bracket Central is here forever, motherfucker.

Obligatory Wu-Tang reference out of the way, let's get to bloggin'!  If a super-awesome blog is written, and nobody reads it, does it exist?

On a sad note, Hardee's no longer sells curly fries.  WTF Hardee's? Not winning.